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Preacher Candidates		The God Billboards
CHRISTIAN FOOTBALL!!	Emergency phone numbers	Century Box	Proverbs for living	Proverbs to Consider
A poem, "Pressed"	Are You Qualified?	"The Soul of Science"	The hero is	Short Quotes
The Biblical and Scientific Evidence for Creation by Ed Phillips	The New $20 Billion Evolutionary Lottery by Ronnie E Cooper	Food for thought (Submitted by: Steve Passage)	New Element Discovered, From Does God Exist?, Nov/Dec 1993, John Clayton, Editor.	Today's logic for Grades Unknown
EVERY MOMENT IS PRECIOUS (Submitted by: Steve Passage)	He who overeats may live beyond his seams..........	Excerpt from Centuries XXIX by Thomas Traherne	How Not To Get Tenure provided by student member, Chrissie O'NealThe Top Ten Reasons Why God Never Received Tenure from Any University.	Subject:New NTSB requirement

Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Half-time - The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.
Bench warmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.
Backfield-in-Motion - Making a trip to the back (rest room or water fountain) during the service.
Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.
Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
Instant Replay - The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.
Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime".
Trap - You're called on to pray and are asleep.
End Run - Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.
Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
Halfback Option - The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.
Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.

Emergency phone numbers. Here are some quick references for you as you make your way through the journey of life. Emergency numbers may be dialed direct. No operator assistance is necessary. All lines are open to heaven 24 hours a day. Feed your faith, and doubt will starve to death.
When in sorrow	John 14
When men fail you	Psalm 27
If you want to be fruitful	John 15
When you have sinned	Psalm 51
When you worry	Matthew 6:19-34
When you are in danger	Psalm 91
When God seems far away	Psalm 139
When you are lonely and fearful	Psalm 23
When you grow bitter and critical	1 Cor. 13
For Paul’s secret to happiness	Col. 3:12-17
For idea of Christianity	1 Cor. 5:15-19
When you feel down and out	Romans 8:31-39
When you want peace and rest	Matthew 11:25-30
When the world seems bigger than God	Psalms 90
When you leave home for travel	Psalm 121
When your prayers grow selfish	Psalm 67
For a great invention/opportunity	Isaiah 55
When you want courage for a task	Joshua 1
How to get along with fellowmen	Romans 12
When you think of invest/returns	Mark 10
When corporate America is more corporate towards you than normal	Psalm 57
If you are depressed	Psalm 27
If your pocketbook is empty	Psalm 37
If you're losing confidence in people	1 Cor. 13
If people seem unkind	John 15
If discouraged about your work	Psalm 126
If you find the world growing small, and yourself great	Psalm 19