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Air Jokes

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$20B
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Ace
Pilot
New NTSB
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Joke: Have you heard about the new $20 billion evolutionary lottery? A: Win $1 a year for 20 billion years!
Subject:New NTSB requirement with the latest plane crash incidents, the NTSB has decided to put investigators on each Boeing 767 flight. Their sole responsibility is to take pictures of the pilots every 15 seconds to ensure they're where they're supposed to be. Here 's one of those pictures.

Ace Pilot

It seems that a young man volunteered for military service during World War II.

He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola Naval Air Station, skipping recruit training.

The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base.

All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.

On his first day aboard, he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese fighter planes.

Then climbing up to 20,000 feet, he found 9 more Japanese planes and shot them all down as well.

Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck.

He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the captain. Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?"

The captain turned around, bowed politely, and replied, "You make onry one velly, velly selious mistake!"


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